WARRIOR PRINCESS ON THE PLANET OF THE APES

ELAINE HOWARD

 

 

 

 

                     Streaks of orange lightning scraped across a gray sky, signaling anger and

 

destruction.  Ares, god of war expressed his wrath by channeling the bolts repeatedly.

 

Xena, who stood only a few feet away, just gazed at him in disgust.  “Are you through?”

 

She growled with clenched teeth.  Ares strutted towards her, looking her up and down.

 

He walked around her, she followed him with eyes.  Her silver chakra was held firmly in

 

her hand as if she was ready for combat.  “We could be so good together, Xena.  Why

 

continue like this?   Join me, be my queen!”  Most of Ares’ soldiers were strewn about

 

the beach.  Some only pretended to be dead, they had enough of the warrior princess.

 

Seagulls squawked up in the air and the ocean waves could be heard hitting the shore.

          

          Gabrielle decided to intervene.  “Xena and I are on a journey.  We have so much

 

yet to do.  You are not part of our plans!”  Ares’ eyes darted at her in anger.  “You are

 

quite bothersome.  I should have been rid of you long ago!”  Xena stepped between the

 

two.  “Enough, Ares! I am not joining you! Take a break, leave these villages near the

 

sea alone or you will endure more of my destruction of your army!”   Ares was so angry

 

he wanted to start shooting lightning bolts again. He was really angry over Xena’s

 

refusal of his affections not what she did to his army.  Harming her was not an option, he

 

was in love with her and wanted her for his mate. Xena didn’t share these feelings.  He

 

was humiliated by her constantly defeating his army and he didn’t know how to handle

 

those feelings.  Again he started shooting his lightning bolts across the sky, only this

 

time he projected Xena and Gabrielle far into the future.  Let them travel around in a

 

different world.  This would give him time to think.

 

                    Xena and Gabrielle found they were blinded briefly by the lightning.  They

 

opened their eyes to see Ares and his soldiers gone.  They were no longer near the ocean

 

but next to a dirt road, obviously well traveled by the wear and tear.  Xena knew they

 

were in a different time and world. The air did not smell of the ocean, she thought she

 

could smell farms nearby.  The feeling she had was different also, she couldn’t explain it.

 

She just knew that Ares put her and Gabrielle somewhere drastically different from what

 

they were used to.  Gabrielle stood behind Xena, feeling anxious.  “This isn’t right! 

 

Where are we?”  Xena remained calm.  “I have no idea. But Ares has done this before to

 

us. When he calms down, he’ll return us to our own time. We might as well start looking

 

for food and shelter.  Sometimes Ares gets over the whim whams soon, other times not

 

so soon.”  Fortunately Xena’s horse was also sent with the two women.  Both of them

 

got on the horse and started riding down the road.

 

 

 

 

                    Galen found himself enjoying this human family.  They laughed frequently

 

and were genuinely interested in his tales of life on the road with the two humans Pete

 

Burke and Alan Virdon.  They were fascinated by the fact that this chimp would choose

 

to live with two humans and be a fugitive.  The children, two boys and a girl listened

 

intently to Galen describe their previous adventures of being chased by the gorilla army

 

and seeking shelter with various humans and apes.  Burke assisted the wife, a young

 

woman with shoulder length brown hair, in putting away the dishes. He was too nervous

 

to sit still.  The three fugitives barely escaped a group of gorillas who were determined

 

to capture them, thinking they would get a reward.  Virdon found this odd since he

 

didn’t think Urko offered a reward for them. It was an ape’s civic duty to turn them in.

 

He discussed this with the husband, a man about thirty with jet black hair.  He couldn’t

 

understand it either but he heard of the apes forming vigilante groups to police humans

 

and themselves. Often they requested a reward.

 

                    Virdon sipped a cup of coffee and hoped the night would be peaceful.  The

 

sound of horses made his heart sink.  The gorillas had returned like they said and there

 

was more of them.  It looked like about fifteen gorillas on horseback.  Burke peered out

 

a window while Galen jumped out of his chair.  The husband reassured the fugitives.

 

“Stay inside.  I’ll handle this.”  He walked out the front door and up to the leader, an

 

angry gorilla who got off his horse.  He immediately threatened him. “You’ll hang for

 

this, Joshua.  Harboring fugitives means death for humans.  If you know what is good for

 

you, turn them over to us.  We’ll conveniently forget where we found them.”  One of

 

Joshua’s sons ran out of the house. Joshua grabbed him by the arm and pulled him close

 

to him.  The gorillas on horses all moved closer towards him.  Another gorilla spoke.

 

“We should take his son, then we’ll get the fugitives.”  The leader liked the idea. “Yes,

 

his son or the fugitives.”  Virdon, Burke and Galen felt panic overtaking them while the

 

wife and other two children huddled together.

 

          As the gorillas continued to move closer the yell that penetrated everyone’s ears

 

vibrated through their bodies.  Both apes and humans were stunned and thrown into a

 

state of shock.  Galen’s eyes grew so wide he had a headache.  “Eeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaa,”

 

and for only a few seconds a bright, round silver object flew through the air, knocking

 

all the gorillas on horses to the ground.  The leader who was in front of Joshua had a

 

staff pointed in his face by a young woman with long blonde hair.  “Only a coward takes

 

children!”  The leader stepped back only to have Xena kick him in the head.  He went off

 

balance for a few seconds but remained speechless when he saw the six foot female

 

warrior holding a knife over her head ready to do battle.  “You will leave these people

 

alone or face my wrath!”  Gabrielle continued to point her staff at him.  Inside the house

 

Virdon blinked his eyes as if he wasn’t sure of what he was seeing.  Burke stood with his

 

mouth open while Galen looked for an exit. Burke grabbed Galen’s arm to prevent him

 

from leaving. 

 

                     The leader got his bearings and shook his head as if he wasn’t sure this was

 

all real.  He was at a loss for words but managed to mutter “Who are you?”  “I am Xena,

 

warrior princess.  Ares, god of war and destruction sent me here because I angered him.”

 

Burke mumbled to Galen. “Are you listening to this?”  Galen remained silent.  Xena

 

continued speaking.  “You will leave these people alone or face me in battle!”  The

 

other gorillas returned to consciousness, panicked and got on their horses and galloped

 

off.  The leader, seeing he was alone, leaped onto his horse, took one last look at Xena

 

with a face full of unbelief and rode off behind the others.

 

                    Xena walked over to Joshua and his son. “Are you harmed?”  Joshua gave

 

Xena a look of gratitude.  “We are well. Do come inside for some food and shelter.  We

 

are grateful for your help.”  Gabrielle walked over to him. “Our journey has been long

 

and we need to rest.  We really appreciate you helping us.”  The two women followed

 

Joshua into the house.  Everyone in the house hadn’t moved. Xena’s strong presence

 

radiated through the room.  Burke was the first to speak.  “You said Ares, god of war

 

sent you here?”  Xena walked over to him and made eye contact as she spoke.  “I

 

angered him and for revenge he sent my companion Gabrielle and myself far into the

 

future.  He has done this before, although we have never been this far in the future.  We

 

must get back. The centaurs are raising my son and I haven’t seen him in quite

 

sometime.”  Gabrielle walked over to Galen.  “Are you Ezura, god of harmony?”

 

Galen’s eyes grew wide again.  “My name is Galen and I am a scholar.”  Burke

 

continued talking. “So you are not from this time either.  Neither are we.  My friend

 

here and I crashed our spaceship.  We are also from the past but not quite as far back as

 

you two ladies are.  Unfortunately most of our ship has been destroyed and humans are

 

considered a threat to the apes.  We have to run and hide constantly.”  Virdon added to

 

the conversation.  “ I have read about the distant past, your time period in particular.

 

Gods and centaurs are considered to be mythology, not true as I was taught in school.”

 

Xena faced him.  “Sounds like you were taught wrong.”  Galen was finally beginning to

 

relax.  “Why would you think I am some god?”  Gabrielle smiled.  “The Amazons intro-

 

duced me to Ezura.  He provides harmony in music but has guided me with my story-

 

telling occasionally.  Very pleasant monkey.”  Galen was stunned but forced his words.

 

“I am a chimp……chimpanzee, not a monkey.”  Xena responded.  “Ezura must be a

 

chimp, you look similar to him.  My friend here is a bard, Ezura and her will tell stories

 

all night long if you let them.”  Joshua was puzzled. “You worship a chimp god?”  He

 

was quickly educated by Gabrielle.  “The gods only take certain forms when they appear

 

to us.  Some take human form, others do not. Ezura is special to me because he aids me

 

with my storytelling.”  All Burke, Virdon and Galen could think of was how bizarre

 

things had become.

 

                   Xena and Gabrielle were given supper and they chatted with their hosts and

 

the fugitives well into the night.  Gabrielle shared some of her stories with Galen, they

 

were beginning to form a bond. Galen was amazed that Gabrielle worshipped a chimp

 

god.  He could tell that this young woman from another era was fond of the simian

 

entity by the affection in her voice for him.  Virdon asked Xena if the two women

 

would like to join them in the morning when they left. Xena stated that they might as

 

well go with them.  She didn’t know what to do while they waited for Ares to calm

 

down and return them to their own time.

 

 

 

                The vigilante group of gorillas were so shocked by the warrior princess that

 

they were hesitant to tell anyone what happened.  The leader didn’t feel that way. He

 

announced he was going directly to Urko.  Then the rest of the gorillas decided to tell

 

their families and friends what happened only to be laughed at. It didn’t help that they

 

had been drinking before they returned to Joshua’s house.  The tale evolved into a myth

 

about this human female with extraordinary strength who protected humans from apes.

 

The leader rode through the night to see General Urko.  When he arrived at Urko’s

 

office it took much convincing for the guards to let him in.  When he finally was

 

allowed into see Urko and begin his tale about the warrior princess, Urko had him

 

removed from his office and threatened to put him in jail if he ever wasted his time

 

with such nonsense again.

 

 

                    In the morning, Xena, Gabrielle and the fugitives left Joshua’s house.  They

 

felt his family would be safer with them gone.  Xena rode her horse while the others

 

walked.  Galen and Gabrielle conversed with each other, exchanging stories and

 

adventures.  Gabrielle explained who the centaurs are, half-human, half-horse and how

 

the Amazons made peace with them.  The traveling was leisurely and pleasant. Xena

 

and Gabrielle would fish when they came upon a lake or pond to supplement the

 

vegetables Joshua gave them for their journey. Burke, Virdon and Galen found

 

themselves actually having a good time for a change.  In the late afternoon, they

 

approached a village.  Xena insisted on entering the village out in the open while

 

the others preferred to be more cautious and try to hide as they went in. Xena re-

 

fused.  Galen and the others pleaded with her not to.  “Warriors do not hide.  I pro-

 

tect the innocent.”  Xena proceeded to ride into the village with Gabrielle following her

 

on foot.  Both apes and humans stood still and stared at the women as they approached

 

a water fountain.  All eyes are on the two women as they drank from the fountain.  The

 

air is thick with tension and the nearby humans fidget nervously, as if they don’t know

 

what to do.

 

                 A yell and then a scream radiate from Xena’s left.  She turned quickly to see

 

a chimp hitting a young human male around the age of fifteen.  The chimp was furious.

 

“How dare you insult me like that!”  He threw a punch in the boy’s face and he fell

 

backwards.  As the boy looked up from the ground in a daze, the chimp stood over him,

 

ready to strike again, when he heard a voice.  “I wouldn’t do that if I were you!”  The

 

chimp turned around and then looked up.  Xena was much taller than him and her fists

 

were ready for combat.  The chimp was surprised but he wasn’t going to back down.

 

“This is none of your business!  Get back to your master!”  Xena spoke again.  “It is

 

not nice to pick on children!”  She then kicked him in the face and he toppled over to

 

the side.  When he got up, she had one hand around his neck and a knife pointed in his

 

face.  The chimp  who   couldn’t believe how strong she was finally relented. “Okay, I’ll         

 

leave  the boy alone!”  Xena let him go and the young human said thank you to her.                                                 

         

 

The chimp attempted to catch his breath and between gasps he spoke. “Who are you?”

 

“I am Xena, warrior princess, defender of the innocent.  Ares, god of war is angry with

 

me so he sent my companion Gabrielle and I far into the future.  When he calms down,

 

he’ll bring us back.” 

 

The chimp blinked his eyes to make sure he wasn’t hallucinating.  “You are the

 

strongest human I’ve ever encountered.” 

 

Gabrielle walked over to him.  “We have been traveling for quite sometime and would

 

appreciate some food for us and our companions.”  Virdon, Burke and Galen were hiding

 

behind a horse drawn cart and were shaking their heads as if to say no.  But Gabrielle

 

continued. “We mean no harm and I can tell you a good story if you give us some food.” 

 

The chimp gave her a sharp stare.  “I do not socialize with humans!  Keep going

 

 through the village and you should come across some farms on your way.”  He pointed

 

behind him.  “One of the human farmhouses can feed you!  But beware, apes rule!  You will

 

not last long, warrior princess!” 

 

Xena smiled at him.  “My destiny is not in this world, so our journey will

 

be brief.”  She looked straight into his eyes.  “But remember you’ll pay for your cruel

 

treatment of humans in the afterlife.”  The chimp was shocked at her statement and he

 

watched the two women walk away in the direction he pointed in.  Xena whistled and her

 

horse joined her.  The three fugitives followed the women but tried to remain hidden.

 

Most apes who were around watched the two women until they were out of sight.

 

 

 

                   Urko sat at his desk when one of his guards rushed in.  He was in a total

 

panic and talked nervously.  “General, you have to listen to this!  There’s this female

 

 human, she’s a giant.  She calls herself some sort of warrior.”  Urko interrupted

 

him.  “IS this that same fable that moron tried to tell me the other day?” 

 

“General, please this is serious.  She’s strong, she’s beating up apes.  My cousin just

 

saw her in his village, she apprehended a chimp and tried to strangle him!” 

 

Urko grunted.  “A female human!  This is some sort of myth that is being fabricated

 

because everyone is so bored!  That jerk the other day said she defeated an entire gang of

 

gorillas!  Absolutely preposterous!  I’ll put her on my criminal list but she is on the bottom.

 

If some woman is going around beating up apes then we have a lot of apes who need

 

to get into shape!  Now get out of my office before I throw you out!”

 

 

 

           Xena and Gabrielle walked alongside Xena’s horse.  “Well, Gabrielle this is

 

certainly a different world.  I’m sure Ares is getting his sweet revenge. Most of these

 

monkeys don’t like humans.”

 

 Gabrielle laughed.  “They are called apes and there are different kinds of them.  Pete

 

 described them to me.  Most of the soldiers are gorillas and that was a chimp…..like Galen,

 

that you saved the boy from.  There is another kind Orang….”

 

 Burke cut her off. “Orangutans.  The red apes are orangutans.  They seem to be

 

the leaders of ape society.”  The three fugitives now joined the two women.  They were

 

getting out of the village and it was safer with less apes around.  Virdon also felt that

 

Xena was drawing most of the attention  which was kind of nice for a change. He could

 

relax a little.

 

Virdon started a conversation with Xena.  “You don’t seem to be bothered

 

by the apes dominion over humans.” 

 

“This is not my time or world.  I do not change destiny and my destiny is not here.” 

 

Galen was curious.  “You stated the god of war will return you to your time period.  Is

 

there much war in your world?” 

 

Xena picked up her pace and Galen ran to catch up.  “Yes, unfortunately selfish warlords,

 

greedy people, vicious monsters and angry gods cause much havoc for centaurs, Amazons,

 

giants, benevolent gods and many other beings we share this world with.  Once I had an

 

army and we attacked innocent villages.  I saw the error of my ways and now I protect those

 

who need it.  Those monkeys….ah apes who are cruel to humans will experience the

 

wrath of the gods and this world eventually will come to an end for those apes in power.”

 

Xena stated all this with confidence.  Burke and Virdon were too stunned to speak. 

 

Silence hung in the air and then Gabrielle began talking.  “When I started traveling

 

with Xena, I never thought I would have so many adventures or even time travel so

 

far into the future.  Life has been very interesting and I am glad I am sharing it with

 

Xena.”

 

            Both Xena, Gabrielle and the fugitives stopped suddenly.  Galen bumped into

 

Gabrielle who held his arm.  In a field off to their right, about fifteen human males

 

surrounded a frightened teenage girl.  All of them were angry at her and shouting at

 

her.  “You’ll pay for this!  That was our food, you gave it to the apes!  We’ll starve!”

 

They moved closer to her and the men proceeded to grab her by the arms but it was

 

too late. 

 

“AaaaaaaaaaEeeeeeeee!”  Xena’s piercing yell stopped them in their tracks.

 

She somersaulted through the air, landing in the middle of the men.  The men all

 

rushed towards her but by the time she finished kicking and punching, they were

 

all on the ground unconscious.  Gabrielle also attacked several with her staff.

 

Burke whispered to Galen, “here we go again!”  Galen rolled his eyes.  Virdon rushed

 

 Over to assist Xena but his help wasn’t needed.  The girl was shaken, she looked up at Xena

 

 in fear but was relieved when a gorilla galloped up on horseback.  The gorilla jumped off

 

his horse and the girl ran into his arms. 

 

“Tasha, are you alright?  I was so worried about you!”  The gorilla hugged the girl and

 

he seemed to be on the verge of tears.  The fugitives were surprised at this, it was a scene

 

they never witnessed before, especially the two astronauts. 

 

Xena walked over to the gorilla.  “These men were going to harm your girl.

 

I think I may have stopped them.”  Groans could be heard all around. 

 

The gorilla looked Xena up and down.  He was her height.  “I am most grateful for your

 

help.  Tasha is like a daughter to me.  If anything happened to her……..” his voice

 

trailed off.

 

 Gabrielle requested food and water.  “Of course.  Follow me to my village.

 

You can dine and spend the night.”

 

                     The gorilla had gray in his face and he kept one arm around Tasha. He

 

assisted her up on the horse.  The fugitives remained silent but as usual Gabrielle was

 

talkative.  “My name is Gabrielle, this is my friend Xena and our friends here, Galen,

 

Pete and Alan.” 

 

“My name is Zeke and this is Tasha.”  The gorilla was polite but not

 

overly friendly.  He seemed to be still shaken at what might have happened.  Burke and

 

Virdon just kept glancing at each other in disbelief. Galen kept turning around to look at

 

the unconscious humans.  “You’ll come dine with us at my boss’ house. I am employed

 

by the prefect of my village.  I’m sure she’ll be interested in meeting you.”  Zeke

 

remained silent for the rest of the journey to the village.

 

          Burke whispered to Galen.  “Did he say “she” in reference to the prefect?”

 

 “Oh, there are female prefects, but they are very rare.  Usually they replace their

 

husbands or fathers who have passed on.   However, I am not aware of any female prefects

 

in this area, so she is new to me.”

 

                            The distance to the village was not long, about half an hour of

 

walking.  Zeke motioned for everyone to follow him to the prefect’s house which was

 

in the center of the village.  “Wait here until I return for you.”  Zeke and Tasha went

 

inside while the others stood with the horses.

 

 Burke mumbled something about how strange things were lately while Xena started a

 

conversation with Virdon.  “Your wife is a lucky lady to have you as a husband.”  She stood

 

close to him and Virdon took a step back.  He wasn’t fully comfortable with her. 

 

“I miss my wife and son very much.  I hope to see them again someday.  Maybe Ares

 

could send us back also, to our time.”

 

Xena became more serious.  “Ares is not someone you want to be involved with.  You’ll

 

return to your world somehow, you’ll figure out a way.  Or maybe your destiny is in this

 

world.”  She glanced at Galen.  “You have a friend in this world to think about now.”

 

Virdon’s eyes focused on Galen.  He knew what she was saying was the truth.  “Gabrielle

 

and I are here not by choice.  You said you…crashed here in a ship and you chose to

 

explore the heavens.  Your situation is different from ours.” 

 

Virdon listened intently to Xena.  “When I joined the space program I was well aware

 

of the risks.  But what has happened to Pete and I, is beyond my wildest imagination.”

 

 Xena smiled. “We have something in common.  I also never imagined a world like

 

this.”

 

                    Zeke returned.  “The prefect requests your presence in her house.”  The

 

humans and Galen left the horses and followed Zeke.  The inside of the house was

 

beautiful, flowers and potted plants, paintings on the walls, ceramic figurines on

 

shelves and goldfish in bowls here and there.  They followed Zeke into a large dining-

 

room. A golden retriever greeted them with wagging tail and then returned to a dog bed

 

in a corner.  The prefect, an orangutan stood at the head of the table.  Tasha sat to her

 

right, Zeke took his place to her left, a female chimp sat next to Zeke, a male human

 

about twenty-five years old sat next to her.  Across from him was an elderly orangutan

 

and  another gorilla sat next to Tasha.  The prefect smiled and seemed happy to have

 

visitors.  “You three I already know.  General Urko came by about four months ago to

 

warn me about you.  Be careful of two humans and a renegade chimp!”  Burke and

 

Virdon were nervous and didn’t know whether to run or stay. 

 

Virdon spoke to her.  “We mean no harm to anyone, we just hope to return home

 

someday.”  The orangutan gave a laugh.  “I have no interest in turning you in.  In my village,

 

apes and humans work together.  We should be moving forward and progressing with ideas

 

and technology. I see no reason why apes and humans cannot do this together.  Urko and his

 

kind are backwards. Always living in fear.” 

 

Xena spoke next. “You sound like a caring leader.  When we return, we shall mention

 

you frequently, as an example of what a leader should be.”  Everyone listened attentively,

 

not touching any food. 

 

Zeke looked directly at Xena.  “Obviously both of you are not from this time period

 

either.”

 

Xena was quick to respond to him.  “The god of war sent my friend and I here because

 

I angered him.” 

 

The prefect was amused. “Oh yes, only a female could anger the gods.”

 

She seemed to enjoy the conversation.  “Zeke tells me you saved our Tasha.  I am forever

 

grateful to you.  Zeke also described your fighting skills, quite impressive.  Dine with us

 

and stay the night. I insist.  And by the way, my name is Antonia.  Now let’s eat every-

 

one, I’m famished.”

 

                    The other gorilla gazed over at the fugitives and Xena, put a mouthful of

 

bread in and began speaking.  “Outrunning Urko is not easy.  A long time ago I was one

 

of his soldiers.  He is persistent, I am surprised he has not captured you.  I doubt he is

 

aware of the female warriors or he may deny their existence. He can be very prejudiced.”

 

 

Burke slowly ate a salad.  “How come you left his army, may I ask?” 

 

The gorilla was unfazed by the question.  “It wasn’t for me.  I am more academically

 

oriented.  Here in Antonia’s village I own a bookstore and tutor children with their

 

schoolwork.”   Virdon and Burke found this fascinating.  It was rare they encountered a

 

gorilla not in the army.

 

The others ate their food as if they heard all this before.  The prefect jumped right in.

 

“You’ll find my village different from others.  I love diversity, makes life much more

 

interesting.” 

 

Galen became interested in the conversation.  “Did you replace your

 

husband as prefect?” 

 

Antonia seemed surprised by the question.  “My late husband,

 

may the lawgiver take care of his soul, was so drunk all the time he rarely got off

 

our couch.  A nice ape, just loved the liquor.  Husband number one convinced the

 

high council to appoint me, he owned most of the land and was quite a successful

 

farmer.”

 

 Gabrielle listened intently.  “What happened to your first husband?” 

 

“He was much older than me and passed away at the age of eighty-eight.  But enough

 

about me, I want to hear about you, all of you.”

 

                    The meal went on well into the night.  Xena and Gabrielle regaled

 

everyone with their tales of the ancient world.  Gabrielle shared stories of how the

 

ancient gods took part in their lives.  Burke and Virdon described their lives back

 

in the twentieth century and how they believed that apes and humans could work

 

and live together in peace.  Galen remained silent most of the evening.  He enjoyed

 

listening to his astronaut friends but he knew they were preaching to the converted,

 

by the company at the table.  He had heard rumors of these rare villages were apes and

 

humans created a community that functioned well but until now he really only thought

 

they didn’t exist.  Outward appearances showed the apes in charge for those who wanted

 

humans kept in slavery.  It bothered him that Xena remarked she would challenge Urko

 

if he threatened her friends.  He actually felt sorry for Urko, he would bet his money on

 

Xena if he were a betting ape.

 

                            Tasha escorted everyone to the guest rooms which were comfortable

 

with fancy quilts and pitchers of water on the nightstands.  Xena, Gabrielle and the three

 

fugitives had never slept in such comfortable surroundings.

 

 

 

                              Urko ate celery while reviewing some documents.  It was getting late

 

and he was still in his office.  Exhaustion was coming on as he yawned and groaned. 

 

One of his gorilla guards came into his office guiding a human male who was one of

 

Tasha’s  attackers.  The human was so fearful of Urko he was shaking.  “General, you

 

better listen to this.” 

 

Urko looked up in anger.  “This better be good. I am extremely tired at this hour.” 

 

The human cast his eyes downward and tried to compose himself.   His face was

 

 severely bruised and his voice reflected his fear.  “Thank you for seeing me,

 

General.  With great respect…”

 

Urko cut him off. “Don’t waste my time human!  What is  your point!” 

 

“I……I thought you should know about this woman….”

 

Urko cut him off again.  He rolled his eyes.  “Not that warrior woman from some

 

ancient world.” 

 

The human forced himself to talk.  “She attacked a big group of us, easily and quickly,

 

by herself.  And then this young blonde girl with a spear joined her and also attacked us.”

 

The guard assisted him with the story.  “Several soldiers found the humans lying on the

 

ground, most of them unconscious and badly beaten.”

 

Urko was in no mood for this and he was getting more annoyed by this ongoing tale of

 

 a warrior woman.  “I am getting sick and tired of hearing about this warrior woman and she

 

can beat up all the humans she wants.  I don’t really care.” 

 

The human’s eyes met Urko’s.  “There were two men  and a chimp with her also.  They

 

didn’t fight, they just watched.” 

 

Now he had Urko’s  full attention.  “Two humans and a chimp?”  “Yes, one had blonde

 

hair, the other had dark hair.  General, this female is strong and I have never seen her kind

 

of fighting before.  I have been beat up by a few apes in my time and she was stronger than

 

an ape.  She also moves very fast.”  Urko was shocked.  Now the tale of the warrior woman

 

had another component to it.  It was difficult to picture the three fugitives with her. They

 

attempted to hide but this female human appeared to be a bold individual always out

 

in the open.  He still didn’t fully believe this story but he was stuck now. He had to

 

investigate it, even if it was a hoax. 

 

He pointed a finger at the human male.  “If this is a joke, you will not live.  If this is

 

true, you did the right thing and I will see that you are rewarded. Take him and put him in a

 

cell.  Where is this gang now?”

 

The guard was quick to respond.  “They were last seen heading for Antonia’s

 

village.”

 

 Urko rolled his eyes again.  “Wonderful, I get to put up with that female

 

orangutan.  This is not good.  We get started at sunrise.”  He grunted and sighed while

 

getting up from his desk.  As tired as he was, sleep would not come easy that night.

 

 

 

 

                    Everyone had a restful sleep and got up at different times.  The young male

 

human was the household cook and he prepared omelets when anyone arrived at the

 

kitchen.  The food was gratefully received and then coffee was served.  The fugitives

 

were enjoying the breakfast, it was a meal they rarely ate on the run.  The prefect had

 

risen before dawn to begin her rounds, checking in on businesses and farms.  She would

 

be occupied most of the morning.  Burke, Virdon and Galen wished they could stay at

 

this village longer but they knew they had to keep going.  Urko would catch up with

 

them.  Xena and Gabrielle were adamant about hanging around for awhile.  The three

 

fugitives tried to convince them otherwise, with no success.

 

          Xena smiled at Galen.  “I don’t run, I fight when necessary.” 

 

Gabrielle joined in.  “Besides, we don’t feel right just running off after such wonderful

 

hospitality.”   Virdon and Burke gave each other a disheartening glance.  It was

 

no use trying to convince the women of the danger they faced.  Underneath it all,

 

Virdon was envious of Xena’s courage.  She was a soldier and he wished he could stop

 

running.  But he reminded himself of Xena’s strength and fighting skills.  Hand to

 

hand combat was her expertise and she demonstrated it well.  Even though he didn’t

 

really believe the story about the god of war, he knew the two women would return

 

eventually to wherever they came from. And he would miss them both.

 

 

 

          Urko started out early like he planned.  Still disbelieving the female warrior

 

story, he was grouchier than usual from lack of sleep and he rode at an unusually

 

fast pace.  He only brought six soldiers with him because of his disbelief in the human’s

 

tale, he felt he wouldn’t need more.  Dealing with the prefect was also something he

 

hoped to avoid.  Catching the three fugitives was the number one priority.

 

 

 

            Antonia chatted away with Galen.  She explained how her village operated

 

with several farms, retail businesses, a hospital, and two schools.  Urko and his army

 

usually left her alone.  The hospital had a reputation for being the best around and even

 

Urko had been a patient there on more than one occasion.  Outwardly humans appeared

 

to have the status they did everywhere, either as slaves of lower class citizens.  But most

 

humans lived with apes as if they were part of the family. The existence for humans was

 

comfortable and pleasant.  Galen was offered a teaching position in one of the schools

 

but he grudgingly turned it down.  Being a fugitive he had to keep moving.  Antonia

 

offered Virdon and Burke a place to stay and work.  It was so tempting to not run

 

anymore.  Virdon stated to Antonia that if it was possible to hide here, he would.

 

Urko just wouldn’t give up the chase.  Antonia persisted in convincing the fugitives

 

to stay even if only for a short time.  She wanted to show everyone a prosperous

 

vegetable garden that fed the village year round.

 

           Xena, Gabrielle and Antonia rode out to the garden which was outside of the

 

village.   Burke, Virdon and Galen joined them a short time later because they preferred

 

to hide behind some trees nearby in some woods.  Adjacent to the garden was a field in

 

which the women and Antonia began chatting away.  Off in the distance Urko rode up

 

with his soldiers but motioned for them to stop when he saw the three females.  He

 

couldn’t believe his eyes, it was true.  Xena was on her white horse talking to Antonia.

 

Gabrielle walked around with her staff in her hand. 

 

Urko took in the scene, still shocked from what he saw.  He spoke to his lieutenant. 

 

“So the tale is true.  That female couldn’t be from our world or the astronaut’s time.  I’ve

 

never seen a human female in that type of clothing.”

 

 The lieutenant was just as surprised as  Urko.  “She has weapons, she’s obviously a

 

warrior.”  Urko continued to motion everyone to stay back.

 

                              Xena and Gabrielle were laughing.  They were telling stories of all the

 

times the goddess Aphrodite got them into trouble.  Antonia got even more hysterical

 

after Xena told her about the time she was in a beauty contest and a man won.  The three

 

females were so engrossed in their conversation that they didn’t see the group of human

 

males surround them.  They were the same group who attacked Tasha. 

 

The leader spoke.  “You didn’t think you would get away with attacking us, did you?” 

 

Gabrielle grew  angry.  “You were going to kill that girl!” 

 

“That is none of your business, Blondie!”

 

“Her name is Gabrielle and you are on my land!”  Antonia was firm.  “No disrespect

 

prefect but that girl……”

 

She cut him off.  “That girl is a member of my household and you will leave her alone!”

 

 The human bowed his head in shame.  “I am sorry, Prefect. I wasn’t aware of that.” 

 

He motioned for the others to leave and they all walked off.

         

Urko and his soldiers watched with interest, they couldn’t hear what was being said

 

But Urko knew that Antonia worked like this, diffusing possible violent situations.

 

         The human males had only been gone a few minutes when the vigilante

 

gorillas arrived and they didn’t care if Antonia was prefect or not.  They planned on

 

turning the women in, hoping for a reward.  Having bruised egos, they also hoped to

 

restore their dignity.  Many apes laughed at the tale of the group of gorillas being de-

 

feated by two human females.  Payback time.  Urko watched in amazement as the two

 

women rendered half the gorillas unconscious while the other half ran away.  Xena

 

began with a somersault through the air and Gabrielle started attacking the gorillas with

 

her staff.  Antonia kicked one in the face and he was knocked out.  Urko had enough and

 

rode out to the three females. 

 

Antonia greeted him enthusiastically.  “General, what a  pleasure!  So nice to see you.

 

Let me introduce you to my new friends.  Urko, this is  Gabrielle, who is a bard.  That is a

 

person who is skilled at storytelling.” 

 

Gabrielle smiled at Urko who quickly looked away from her.  “This is not a social visit,

 

Antonia!  I wish you would stay out of trouble and stop harboring fugitives!” 

 

Antonia was still smiling.  “Oh, Urko stop being so belligerent!  There are no fugitives in my

 

village.  I can decree that!”  Urko was angry and nervous at the same time.  His soldiers were

 

 a few feet behind him.  They didn’t relish the thought of fighting the two women.  Urko also

 

wanted to avoid a physical confrontation.  After seeing what Xena did to the gorillas, he

 

didn’t want to be humiliated, especially in front of Antonia.  He knew he would be

 

thrown out of the army.  Momentarily, he forgot about the three fugitives.

 

               Xena rode over to him and looked him straight in the eyes.  “So you’re the

 

famous General Urko.  I’ve heard so much about you.  A brave warrior I have been

 

told.”  Urko listened to her. Right now he didn’t know what else to do.

 

 He felt speechless but after a few seconds he gave a grunt and spoke again.  “And

 

I’ve heard about you!  Quite a female. Battling apes and humans I hear.” 

 

Xena became stern.  “I only protect the innocent.  Evil is to be defeated, whether ape

 

 or human.”  She then softened her demeanor.  “And what about you, Urko?  Are you a

 

good leader?  Do you defend the innocent?”  The gorilla general hated this questioning

 

from the warrior princess but he didn’t want to argue with her either.  He had argued

 

with Antonia enough times in the past to realize it wasn’t worth the effort.

 

 He decided to change the subject.  “Turn over the two humans and the chimp Galen to

 

me.  I’ll let you  go.” 

 

Gabrielle intervened.  “No way!  They are our friends.!”  Antonia watched and

 

listened.  She forced herself not to grin. 

 

“Those fugitives are a threat to ape civilization.  They must be stopped!”  Urko was

 

 becoming impatient. 

 

Xena responded to him.  “You live in fear, Urko.  And fear will be your downfall.  Let

 

Galen, Alan and Pete live in peace.  They mean no harm to you.”  Urko wanted to hit Xena

 

but he kept himself under control.  He still didn’t want to battle Xena.  “From what I can see,

 

General, it is the will of the gods that the time for monkeys…..ah apes to rule is now.  Use

 

your destiny wisely and improve your world.  Include humans as well as apes.  For if you do

 

not, the after-life will be harsh for you.”  Urko’s eyes widened and one of his soldiers came

 

forward.  The soldier was very interested in what Xena was saying. 

 

“What authority do you have to speak of the after-life?” 

 

“I have been there. Paradise is for those who treat others well.  You may rule humans

 

now but with power comes responsibility.  Treat your charges well and I look forward to

 

 meeting you again someday.”  Now Urko was  really uncomfortable.  He didn’t believe this

 

woman existed until he saw her with his own eyes and she was warning him about the after-

 

life. 

 

His lieutenant shocked him even more.  “I was going to wait to tell you this, General.  I

 

 quit.  Or rather I think I can retire. It seems like I have been a soldier forever.”

 

 Urko gave him a sharp look.  “This is not an appropriate time to discuss this!” 

 

“Oh, let’s discuss this now.  You never have time for anyone.  Now is fine.  I always

 

knew killing humans was wrong but I never questioned why.  I always followed orders, it

 

was my job.  She’s right about the afterlife, I am amending any wrong I ever did to anyone,

 

ape or human.  Unfortunately, I’ll have to start with my mother-in-law.”

 

         Urko fidgeted on his horse trying to figure out how to get out of this

 

situation.  All the discussion allowed him to look Xena over even more.  He hated to

 

admit he found her fascinating.  The metal contraption around her clothing, her chakra,

 

her whole demeanor, intrigued him.  It was an uncomfortable thought for him.

 

        Orange lightning flashed across the sky and Ares appeared with a smile

 

on his face.  The gorillas, Antonia, Xena, Gabrielle and the three fugitives who were

 

hiding all jumped.  Shock could been seen on both simian and human faces.  “My, my

 

Xena.  Looks like I failed again.”  He walked over to Xena and the gorillas.  “I thought

 

for sure you and your irritating friend here would be in a cage eating bananas.  My offer

 

still stands, Xena.”  His voice softened.  “Be my queen.  Walk at my side.  We could do

 

so much together.” 

 

Another gorilla soldier spoke.  He couldn’t help himself.  “You want

 

her for a mate?”  All eyes were now on him.  Ares was fuming.  He raised his arm to

 

strike the gorilla down but Gabrielle ran in front of him.

 

 “No Ares, don’t!  You’re not being fair.  This is not our world.  We are very strange to

 

 them.  They have done nothing to offend you.” 

 

Ares still had his arms raised.  “The god of war does not take insults from

 

giant monkeys.” 

 

Xena intervened.  “We’ll talk about this in our own time.”  She turned and faced Urko.

 

 “I’m glad I met you.  I hope life treats you well.”  She rode over to Antonia.  “I will be

 

forever grateful to you for taking care of us.  Please tell  our friends good-bye and we’ll think

 

of them often.”  Antonia gave a nod.  Xena returned to Ares.  “Please send us back.  We can

 

discuss this further in our world.”  Ares flashed a bolt of yellow lightning and the women and

 

himself were gone.  Silence hung in the air for a minute or two as everyone surveyed the field

 

in disbelief.

 

      Antonia rode over to Urko.  “You should have taken the time to get to know the women,

 

General.  They came from the ancient world and their tales are fascinating.  And I think Xena

 

likes you.”  Urko felt himself relaxing with the women and Ares gone.  Seeing a god in

 

human form baffled him.  It was all too much, he just wanted to leave.  “Antonia, any

 

fugitives in your village, hide them well.  Maybe I won’t see them.” 

 

“Certainly, General.” 

 

Next he faced his soldiers.  “We are going back to headquarters where we will discuss

 

what happened here privately.  No one is to speak of this without my permission.  And

 

Lieutenant, that human who gave us the information, give him some food and let him go.” 

 

He then faced Antonia.  “I’m sure we’ll meet  again” he remarked grudgingly. 

 

“My pleasure, General.  But let’s do dinner next time.” Urko and his soldiers rode off.

 

Antonia began riding back to her house when Burke, Virdon and Galen

 

ran out from the woods to talk to her.  They witnessed everything that took place and

 

they also heard everything.  Burke caught his breath.  “Did I hear Urko correctly?”

 

Antonia grinned.  “You certainly did.  Urko doesn’t know what to make of the warrior

 

princess.  Urko is religious, you know.  The after-life is an important subject for him.  I

 

would say for the time being you three are safe in my village.  Urko and I have always

 

had an unspoken agreement.  Due to the countless times I have aided him in the past

 

with various problems, he doesn’t go against me.  My hospital has provided medical

 

care for his army on more than one occasion and I’ve lost track of how many times I

 

have provided food and supplies for him.  I would say you are safe in my village, for

 

now.   Our working relationship is long and extensive.  It is not in his best interest to

 

capture you here.  My village could be your future home.  Think about it.”  The three

 

fugitives began to talk among themselves.  Antonia who had started riding back to her

 

house heard her name being called.

 

 “Prefect!”  Virdon was running towards her.  “We need a place to stay and we want to

 

work.” 

 

Antonia smiled.  “Dinner at seven sharp.  We can discuss it then.  You can spend the

 

night again at my house.  She gave a laugh and then galloped off.  The three fugitives

 

watched her and then walked back to the village.

 

END